Episode guide
Roseanne: Season 9
24 episodes · first aired Sep 17, 1996
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- 1 Call Waiting Sep 17, 1996 · 23m Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up…
- 2 Millions from Heaven Sep 24, 1996 · 23m The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
- 3 What a Day for a Daydream Oct 1, 1996 · 23m Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams, and even some of her nightmares, coming…
- 4 Honor Thy Mother Oct 8, 1996 · 23m While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose -- and finally admits why: nagging worries about…
- 5 Someday My Prince Will Come Oct 15, 1996 · 23m A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV.
- 6 Pampered to a Pulp Oct 22, 1996 · 23m Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.
- 7 Satan, Darling Oct 29, 1996 · 23m Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne's outrageous Halloween outing…
- 8 Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti Nov 12, 1996 · 23m A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And before long, the Conners are teaching the snobby…
- 9 Roseambo Nov 19, 1996 · 23m Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
- 10 Home is Where the Afghan Is Nov 26, 1996 · 23m The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that money…
- 11 Mothers and Other Strangers Dec 3, 1996 · 23m Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place -- or her new look.
- 12 Home for the Holidays Dec 17, 1996 · 23m After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other and…
- 13 Say It Ain't So Jan 7, 1997 · 23m Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of videotaping…
- 14 Hit the Road, Jack Jan 14, 1997 · 23m As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.
- 15 The War Room Jan 28, 1997 · 23m When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family try an…
- 16 Lanford's Elite (1) Feb 11, 1997 · 23m At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about the…
- 17 Some Enchanted Merger (2) Feb 11, 1997 · 23m After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewitched by…
- 18 A Second Chance Feb 18, 1997 · 23m Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their…
- 19 The Miracle Feb 25, 1997 · 23m When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection, and human contact are…
- 20 Roseanne-Feld Mar 4, 1997 · 23m Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of watching videos with Heather…
- 21 The Truth Be Told Mar 18, 1997 · 23m Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her…
- 22 Arsenic and Old Mom May 13, 1997 · 23m Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying to kill him.
- 23 Into That Good Night (1) May 20, 1997 · 23m Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says. But…
- 24 Into That Good Night (2) May 20, 1997 · 23m Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale