Episode guide
Roseanne: Season 2
24 episodes · first aired Sep 12, 1989
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- 1 Inherit the Wind Sep 12, 1989 · 23m Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
- 2 The Little Sister Sep 19, 1989 · 23m Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
- 3 Guilt by Disassociation Sep 26, 1989 · 23m Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
- 4 Somebody Stole My Gal Oct 3, 1989 · 23m After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship.
- 5 House of Grown-Ups Oct 10, 1989 · 23m Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
- 6 Five of a Kind Oct 24, 1989 · 23m A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
- 7 BOO! Oct 31, 1989 · 23m The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
- 8 Sweet Dreams Nov 7, 1989 · 23m Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
- 9 We Gather Together Nov 21, 1989 · 23m On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
- 10 Brain-Dead Poets Society Nov 28, 1989 · 23m Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
- 11 Lobocop Dec 5, 1989 · 23m When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
- 12 No Talking Dec 12, 1989 · 23m Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
- 13 Chicken Hearts Jan 2, 1990 · 23m Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
- 14 One for the Road Jan 9, 1990 · 23m When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
- 15 An Officer and a Gentleman Jan 23, 1990 · 23m When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
- 16 Born to Be Wild Jan 30, 1990 · 23m Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
- 17 Hair Feb 6, 1990 · 23m Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
- 18 I'm Hungry Feb 13, 1990 · 23m Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
- 19 All of Me Feb 20, 1990 · 23m Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
- 20 To Tell the Truth Feb 27, 1990 · 23m Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
- 21 Fender Bender Mar 20, 1990 · 23m Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
- 22 April Fool's Day Apr 10, 1990 · 23m On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
- 23 Fathers and Daughters May 1, 1990 · 23m In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
- 24 Happy Birthday May 8, 1990 · 23m Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.