Episode guide
Roseanne: Season 3
25 episodes · first aired Sep 18, 1990
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- 1 The Test Sep 18, 1990 · 23m Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
- 2 Friends and Relatives Sep 25, 1990 · 23m Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
- 3 Like, a Virgin Oct 2, 1990 · 23m Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
- 4 Like, a New Job Oct 9, 1990 · 23m Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
- 5 Goodbye, Mr. Right Oct 16, 1990 · 23m After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find…
- 6 Becky, Beds and Boys Oct 23, 1990 · 23m Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
- 7 Trick or Treat Oct 30, 1990 · 23m Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
- 8 PMS, I Love You Nov 6, 1990 · 23m Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
- 9 Bird is the Word Nov 13, 1990 · 23m Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
- 10 Dream Lover Nov 27, 1990 · 23m Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
- 11 Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? Dec 4, 1990 · 23m Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to…
- 12 Confessions Dec 18, 1990 · 23m An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
- 13 The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father Jan 8, 1991 · 23m Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
- 14 The Wedding Jan 15, 1991 · 23m Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
- 15 Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore Jan 22, 1991 · 23m Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
- 16 Home-Ec Feb 5, 1991 · 23m Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
- 17 Valentine's Day Feb 12, 1991 · 23m Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
- 18 Communicable Theater Feb 19, 1991 · 23m Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
- 19 Vegas Interruptus Feb 26, 1991 · 23m Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
- 20 Her Boyfriend's Back Mar 12, 1991 · 23m Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
- 21 Troubles with the Rubbles Mar 26, 1991 · 23m The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
- 22 Second Time Around Apr 2, 1991 · 23m Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is…
- 23 Dances with Darlene Apr 30, 1991 · 23m Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
- 24 Scenes from a Barbecue May 7, 1991 · 23m The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
- 25 The Pied Piper of Lanford May 14, 1991 · 23m Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.