Episode guide
Roseanne: Season 8
25 episodes · first aired Sep 19, 1995
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- 1 Shower the People You Love with Stuff Sep 19, 1995 · 23m Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
- 2 Let Them Eat Junk Sep 26, 1995 · 23m Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him…
- 3 Roseanne in the Hood Oct 17, 1995 · 23m Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
- 4 The Last Date Oct 24, 1995 · 23m The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
- 5 Halloween: the Final Chapter Oct 31, 1995 · 23m Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in…
- 6 The Fifties Show Nov 7, 1995 · 23m The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the…
- 7 The Getaway, Almost Nov 14, 1995 · 23m Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
- 8 The Last Thursday in November Nov 21, 1995 · 23m When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
- 9 Of Mice and Dan Nov 28, 1995 · 23m With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
- 10 Direct to Video Dec 5, 1995 · 23m While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out…
- 11 December Bride Dec 12, 1995 · 23m Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
- 12 The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract Jan 2, 1996 · 23m Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
- 13 The White Sheep of the Family Jan 9, 1996 · 23m D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the…
- 14 Becky Howser, M.D. Jan 16, 1996 · 23m Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
- 15 Out of the Past Feb 6, 1996 · 23m While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
- 16 Construction Junction Feb 13, 1996 · 23m Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
- 17 We're Going to Disney World (1) Feb 20, 1996 · 23m The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
- 18 Disney World War II (2) Feb 27, 1996 · 23m Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
- 19 Springtime for David Mar 12, 1996 · 23m David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
- 20 Another Mouth to Shut Up Mar 26, 1996 · 23m Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in…
- 21 Morning Becomes Obnoxious Apr 9, 1996 · 23m After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated…
- 22 Ballroom Blitz Apr 30, 1996 · 23m Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
- 23 The Wedding May 7, 1996 · 23m Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
- 24 Heart & Soul May 14, 1996 · 23m Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
- 25 Fights and Stuff May 21, 1996 · 23m Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.