Episode guide
Family Guy: Season 5
18 episodes · first aired Sep 10, 2006
The hilarity continues this season when Brian and Stewie hit the road in search of Rupert, Stewie's teddy bear, after he's accidentally sold at a garage sale.
- 1 Stewie Loves Lois Sep 10, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 7.1 Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a…
- 2 Mother Tucker Sep 17, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 7.3 Peter's mom gets a divorce. Peter feels abandoned until he sees a father figure in his mom's new boyfriend, Tom Tucker. Meanwhile, Brian gets his own NPR style show on the radio.
- 3 Hell Comes to Quahog Sep 24, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 7.0 After Peter uses Meg's money to buy himself a tank, she gets a job at the new Superstore in town. However, the Superstore puts all the shops in town out of business and sucks up the city's…
- 4 Saving Private Brian Nov 5, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 6.7 Chris is approached to join the military. Brian goes to the recruiting headquarters to voice his opinion, when Stewie signs himself and Brian up for the military. They pass Boot Camp and…
- 5 Whistle While Your Wife Works Nov 12, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 7.3 When Peter gets hurt and can't work, his boss tells him he needs to speed things up. So Lois goes to the brewery to help him out. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that Brian is dating a very…
- 6 Prick Up Your Ears Nov 19, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 6.9 Lois discovers that Chris has some bad information about sex and she volunteers to teach a sex-ed class at the high school. Some parents become upset with her brutal honesty, and they have…
- 7 Chick Cancer Nov 26, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 6.9 Stewie ties the knot with his old flame Olivia, but their relationship quickly turns, and becomes normal dull marriage. It all escalates when they go on a double date with Brian and…
- 8 Barely Legal Dec 17, 2006 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 Meg can't find a date to her junior prom, and even though he is dating Jillian, Brian ends up going with Meg. At the prom, Brian gets drunk to make the night pass, but ends up making out…
- 9 Road to Rupert Jan 28, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.3 Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert…
- 10 Peter's Two Dads Feb 11, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the…
- 11 The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou Feb 18, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.1 When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to…
- 12 Airport '07 Mar 4, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.1 Quagmire takes Peter to work but Peter messes things up, causing Quagmire to lose his job as a pilot. After not being able find another job, Peter and Cleveland make plans to help him get…
- 13 Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey Mar 11, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 6.4 Peter helps Bill Clinton with his flat tire, and they soon become friends. They begin spending a lot of time together and Lois begins to believe that Bill inflicting bad influence on…
- 14 No Meals on Wheels Mar 25, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 6.9 The Griffin family decides to start their own restaurant, though have a hard time attracting customers. After Joe promises to help, Peter is excited at the fact of it becoming a local…
- 15 Boys Do Cry Apr 29, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 6.8 Lois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has…
- 16 No Chris Left Behind May 6, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 6.5 After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight…
- 17 It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One May 13, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 Lois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds…
- 18 Meet the Quagmires May 20, 2007 · 22m · TMDB 7.7 Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the…