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Family Guy: Season 3

Poster for Family Guy Season 3

22 episodes · first aired Jul 11, 2001

In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.

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  1. 1 The Thin White Line (1) Jul 11, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.3 Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
  2. 2 Brian Does Hollywood (2) Jul 18, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.1 Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
  3. 3 Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington Jul 25, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.9 The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
  4. 4 One If by Clam, Two If by Sea Aug 1, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.7 When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley…
  5. 5 And the Wiener Is... Aug 8, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
  6. 6 Death Lives Aug 15, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
  7. 7 Lethal Weapons Aug 22, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.1 New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
  8. 8 The Kiss Seen Around the World Aug 29, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.5 Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
  9. 9 Mr. Saturday Knight Sep 5, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.0 Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
  10. 10 Fish Out of Water Sep 19, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.5 When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
  11. 11 Emission Impossible Oct 8, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
  12. 12 To Love and Die in Dixie Nov 15, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
  13. 13 Screwed the Pooch Nov 29, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.8 Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or…
  14. 14 Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother? Dec 6, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.0 While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the…
  15. 15 Ready, Willing, and Disabled Dec 20, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 7.1 Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon…
  16. 16 A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas Dec 21, 2001 · 23m · TMDB 6.6 Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour…
  17. 17 Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows Jan 17, 2002 · 23m · TMDB 7.0 Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
  18. 18 From Method to Madness Jan 24, 2002 · 23m · TMDB 7.1 Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
  19. 19 Stuck Together, Torn Apart Jan 31, 2002 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
  20. 20 Road to Europe Feb 7, 2002 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
  21. 21 Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 Feb 14, 2002 · 23m · TMDB 7.2 Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
  22. 22 When You Wish Upon a Weinstein Dec 10, 2004 · 23m · TMDB 6.9 The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.