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The Osbournes: Season 2

22 episodes · first aired Nov 5, 2002

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1 Catching Up with the Osbournes Nov 5, 2002 Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.
2 What Goes Up... Nov 26, 2002 Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and…
3 Must Come Down Dec 3, 2002 Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.
4 The Ozz Man and the Sea Dec 10, 2002 While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the…
5 Beauty and the Bert Dec 17, 2002 Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.
6 Smells Like Teen Spirits Jan 7, 2003 Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves…
7 Meow Means No! Jan 14, 2003 Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the…
8 It's a Hard Knock Life Jan 21, 2003 As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.
9 Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness Jan 28, 2003 Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear…
10 Viva Ozz Vegas Feb 4, 2003 The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.
11 My Big Fat Jewish Wedding Feb 11, 2003 Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic…
12 What a Boy Wants Jun 10, 2003 Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.
13 Flea's a Crowd Jun 17, 2003 A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.
14 Run Ozzy Run Jun 24, 2003 Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.
15 Fists of Fury Jul 1, 2003 While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.
16 Mama, I'm Staying Home Jul 8, 2003 With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.
17 Tennis Racket Jul 15, 2003 After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As…
18 A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann Jul 22, 2003 Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.
19 Angler Management Jul 29, 2003 After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.
20 Bye Bye Babies Aug 5, 2003 Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a…
21 Ozz Well That Ends Well Aug 12, 2003 Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack…
22 The Osbourne Family Christmas Special Dec 11, 2003 The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before…