Witless

Summary

After a mobster puts out a “one week only” million-dollar contract on Hammer, every killer in the city, and some financially strapped cops, tries to claim the prize. After an attempted hit takes place in Capt. Trunk' s office, Hammer is ordered to spend the week in a small "Hamish” village. Hammer proceeds to disrupt the lives of this pacifistic community. By the time the hired gunmen arrive, the formerly peaceful farmers, who Hammer corrupted into the ways of violence, assist him.

Guest stars

• Lewis Arquette as Jacob
• John Milford as Officer Lenny
• Ann Ryerson as Isidora
• Al Ruscio as Don Phililp Souza
• Basil Hoffman as Sam Steinway
• Mike Tino as Bodyguard
• Howard S. Miller as Thug
• Bob Corso as Diner Customer