Episode guide
Seinfeld: Season 3
23 episodes · first aired Sep 18, 1991
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- 1 The Note Sep 18, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
- 2 The Truth Sep 25, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.7 George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
- 3 The Pen Oct 2, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.6 Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
- 4 The Dog Oct 9, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.2 Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
- 5 The Library Oct 16, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 8.1 A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
- 6 The Parking Garage Oct 30, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 8.2 Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
- 7 The Cafe Nov 6, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.7 While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
- 8 The Tape Nov 13, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 8.4 George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
- 9 The Nose Job Nov 20, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.6 Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
- 10 The Stranded Nov 27, 1991 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
- 11 The Alternate Side Dec 4, 1991 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
- 12 The Red Dot Dec 11, 1991 · 22m · TMDB 7.9 An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
- 13 The Subway Jan 8, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 7.8 A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
- 14 The Pez Dispenser Jan 15, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 8.0 Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
- 15 The Suicide Jan 29, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
- 16 The Fix-Up Feb 5, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
- 17 The Boyfriend (1) Feb 12, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 8.2 Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
- 18 The Boyfriend (2) Feb 12, 1992 · 23m Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
- 19 The Limo Feb 26, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 8.5 Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
- 20 The Good Samaritan Mar 4, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 7.4 Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
- 21 The Letter Mar 25, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 7.5 Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
- 22 The Parking Space Apr 22, 1992 · 23m · TMDB 7.7 George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
- 23 The Keys May 6, 1992 · 24m · TMDB 8.0 Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.