Episode guide
Red vs. Blue: Season 1
19 episodes · first aired Apr 1, 2003
The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.
- 1 Why Are We Here? Apr 1, 2003 · 4m The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?
- 2 Red Gets A Delivery Apr 20, 2003 · 4m The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.
- 3 The Rookies Apr 27, 2003 · 3m The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.
- 4 Head Noob in Charge Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.
- 5 The Package is in the Open Apr 27, 2003 · 3m Donut returns from the store with a surprise.
- 6 1.21 Giga-Whats?? Apr 27, 2003 · 3m The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.
- 7 Check Out the Treads on that Chick Apr 27, 2003 · 3m While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.
- 8 Dont PH34R the Reaper Apr 27, 2003 · 3m Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.
- 9 After Church Apr 27, 2003 · 3m The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.
- 10 Shadow Of His Former Self Apr 27, 2003 · 5m Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.
- 11 Knock Knock. Who's There? Pain Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.
- 12 Down, But Not Out Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.
- 13 Human Peer Bonding Apr 27, 2003 · 3m Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.
- 14 Roomier Than It Looks Apr 27, 2003 · 6m The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.
- 15 How The Other Half Lives Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.
- 16 A Slightly Crueler Cruller Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.
- 17 Points of Origin Apr 27, 2003 · 4m The origin points here.
- 18 SPF 0 Apr 27, 2003 · 4m Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.
- 19 Last One Out, Hit The Lights Sep 28, 2003 · 8m The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.