The Old and the Beautiful

Summary

Expecting his usual garbage assignment, Quark is excited to hear that The Head has given an ""extended romantic interlude"" with Princess Carna of Kamamor. Troubles ensue when the crew encounters a stray space baggy carrying a virus which ages Quark 2 years for every hour.

Guest stars

• Kirstie Alley as Handmaiden (uncredited)
• Ann Prentiss as Gene / Jean (voice) (uncredited)