Episode guide
Married... with Children: Season 5
25 episodes · first aired Sep 23, 1990
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- 1 We'll Follow the Sun Sep 23, 1990 · 22m The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
- 2 Al... with Kelly Sep 30, 1990 · 22m Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which…
- 3 Sue Casa, His Casa Oct 7, 1990 · 22m After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
- 4 The Unnatural Oct 14, 1990 · 22m Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al…
- 5 The Dance Show Oct 21, 1990 · 22m Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy…
- 6 Kelly Bounces Back Oct 28, 1990 · 22m Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
- 7 Married... with Aliens Nov 4, 1990 · 22m Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
- 8 Wabbit Season Nov 11, 1990 · 22m A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
- 9 Do Ya Think I'm Sexy Nov 18, 1990 · 22m Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
- 10 One Down, Two to Go Nov 25, 1990 · 22m Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
- 11 And Baby Makes Money Dec 16, 1990 · 22m Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
- 12 Married... with Who Jan 6, 1991 · 22m Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
- 13 The Godfather Feb 3, 1991 · 22m Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
- 14 Look Who's Barking Feb 10, 1991 · 22m Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
- 15 A Man's Castle Feb 17, 1991 · 22m Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
- 16 All Night Security Dude Feb 24, 1991 · 22m Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
- 17 Oldies but Young 'Uns Mar 17, 1991 · 22m Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
- 18 Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers Mar 24, 1991 · 22m Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
- 19 Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? Apr 7, 1991 · 22m Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
- 20 Top of the Heap Apr 7, 1991 · 22m In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund…
- 21 You Better Shop Around (1) Apr 14, 1991 · 22m Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
- 22 You Better Shop Around (2) Apr 21, 1991 · 22m The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
- 23 Route 666 (1) Apr 28, 1991 · 22m The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
- 24 Route 666 (2) May 5, 1991 · 22m The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
- 25 Buck the Stud May 19, 1991 · 22m A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.