Episode guide
Malcolm in the Middle: Season 7
22 episodes · first aired Sep 30, 2005
In the final season, Malcolm prepares for graduation and contemplates his future. The family’s journey culminates in a series of events that highlight their growth, resilience, and the enduring bond that holds them together.
- 1 Burning Man Sep 30, 2005 · 22m The family attends the counterculture Burning Man festival in the desert.
- 2 Health Insurance Oct 7, 2005 · 22m When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.
- 3 Reese vs. Stevie Oct 14, 2005 · 22m When Hal catches Dewey smoking, he makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.
- 4 Halloween Oct 28, 2005 · 22m Reese and Malcolm try to perform the ultimate Halloween prank.
- 5 Jessica Stays Over Nov 4, 2005 · 22m When Jessica goes through some family troubles, Lois agrees to let her stay at the house, making the boys crazy.
- 6 Secret Boyfriend Nov 11, 2005 · 22m When Malcolm gets paired with a dimwitted beauty as his chemistry partner, he thinks it's a recipe for disaster, but when she reveals her feelings for him, sparks fly. They agree to keep…
- 7 Blackout Nov 18, 2005 · 22m Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home, and the power goes out in the house. Meanwhile, it's Lois who's in the dark when Hal decides to cancel their anniversary dinner in…
- 8 Army Buddy Dec 2, 2005 · 22m When Lois finds renewed energy with orthotic inserts for her shoes, Hal fears she will not look to him for support anymore and plots to destroy the inserts. A former female army buddy of…
- 9 Malcolm Defends Reese Dec 16, 2005 · 22m Lois thinks the new babysitter she found for Jamie is perfect... until she starts driving Lois crazy. Meanwhile, Reese starts getting picked on by the teacher when he and Malcolm are in…
- 10 Malcolm's Money Jan 6, 2006 · 21m Malcolm receives a check for $10,000. After Hal and Lois find out, they decide to keep the money and spend it on something for themselves. However, when Dewey overhears this, he wants to…
- 11 Bride of Ida (1) Jan 13, 2006 · 22m Lois, Hal, and Dewey go out of town for a piano competition, so they get Ida to watch over Malcolm and Reese while they're gone. Since Ida thinks Reese needs to become a man, she comes up…
- 12 College Recruiters (2) Jan 29, 2006 · 22m A broke Francis gets talked into getting a real job by Dewey, but one of Francis' rocker friends decides to offer him the position of tour manager of his band instead. Back home, Hal takes…
- 13 Mono Feb 12, 2006 · 22m Lois discovers she has mono after a visit to the doctor. She then ends up giving it to Malcolm after her maternal instincts begin. As a result, both Lois and Malcolm are forced to spend an…
- 14 Hal Grieves Feb 19, 2006 · 22m Hal learns that his father has passed away, but sheds no tears and passes it off as nothing since he never knew him. So, to make sure nothing like that happens again, he lets the boys do…
- 15 A.A. Mar 5, 2006 · 22m Francis receives a visit from Lois and Hal to celebrate his one-year anniversary of sobriety. However, when they attend one of his A.A. meetings, it's revealed that it was Lois who forced…
- 16 Lois Strikes Back Mar 19, 2006 · 22m When four popular high school girls play an evil prank on Reese by pretending he has a secret admirer and then dropping a pig off at his front door, Lois comes to his rescue. She plots her…
- 17 Hal's Dentist Mar 26, 2006 · 21m Hal's friend Trey tells him to come to his dental office when he looses a tooth during a poker game, but their friendship becomes in jeopardy when Hal's faced with a $2,000 bill and causes…
- 18 Bomb Shelter Apr 2, 2006 · 22m Malcolm joins a local dance class to impress a girl, but when she loses her footing, he realizes that to win the competition he'll need a partner who can step it up. Dick, a rival student…
- 19 Stevie in the Hospital Apr 9, 2006 · 22m When Stevie goes to the hospital, Malcolm tries making up every excuse he can think of to not go because he can't face the truth about his illness. Meanwhile, back home, Hal gets highly…
- 20 Cattle Court Apr 16, 2006 · 22m Reese meets a cute vegetarian named Carrie when he goes back to work at the meat plant. At first, he goes along with her political talk, but she catches him with a pork chop. So, to get…
- 21 Morp Apr 23, 2006 · 22m For the senior prom, Reese gets paid to take Janine, a studious girl in class, but only after she gives him a makeover and sends him to finishing school, while Malcolm aligns with the…
- 22 Graduation May 14, 2006 · 22m Malcolm struggles with his speech when he's elected valedictorian of his graduating class at school. However, Lois refuses to listen to any of his complaints and reveals that she wants him…