Episode guide
HarmonQuest: Specials
91 episodes · first aired Nov 1, 2016
A fantasy comedy adventure series that melds live action comedians riffing on a stage in front of a live studio audience with animated forays into a fantasy adventure role playing game. The intrepid comedians, Dan Harmon, Jeff Davis, and Erin McGathy, along with a rotating special guest member, gather around a kitchen table and attempt to play the game and fail in hilarious fashion, to the chagrin of their adjudicator-referee- Game Master Spencer Crittenden.
- 1 Rules Nov 1, 2016 · 3m The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make…
- 2 The Wrestling Match Nov 1, 2016 · 4m The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes…
- 3 The Test Game Nov 1, 2016 · 4m Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.
- 4 The Backstories Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news…
- 5 Looking for Tunnels Nov 1, 2016 · 4m The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur…
- 6 Boneweevil Has Evasion Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.
- 7 Kevin McCallister Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin…
- 8 Boneweevil Farts on Beur Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon…
- 9 Steve's Cardboard Box Test Game Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.
- 10 Getting into The Union House Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.
- 11 Orc Penis Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.
- 12 Poop and Pee Smugglers Nov 1, 2016 · 2m As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders…
- 13 Rib's Backstory and Racism Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist…
- 14 More Orc Racism Nov 1, 2016 · 1m In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.
- 15 Toilet Talk Nov 1, 2016 · 5m The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She…
- 16 Fondue Gets Upset Nov 1, 2016 · 3m The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in…
- 17 Guard's Mother Nov 1, 2016 · 2m In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.
- 18 Cheetos Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.
- 19 Renaming the Desert Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.
- 20 John's Backstory Nov 1, 2016 · 2m John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.
- 21 John's Test Game Nov 1, 2016 · 2m In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.
- 22 Do You Own the Trees? Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.
- 23 Thomas' Test Game Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to…
- 24 Heroes Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it…
- 25 Labyrinth Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil…
- 26 Dildo's Outfit Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.
- 27 Once You Go Goblin Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's…
- 28 Box of Socks Nov 1, 2016 · 1m After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks…
- 29 Fondue's Song Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.
- 30 Eddie's Life Story Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the…
- 31 Synax! Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's…
- 32 Homophonic Joke Nov 1, 2016 · 1m Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a…
- 33 The Orange Potion and The Holy Blast Nov 1, 2016 · 3m Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits…
- 34 Jeff Davis Nov 1, 2016 · 2m After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur…
- 35 Fondue's Parents Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.
- 36 Tedder's Speech Nov 1, 2016 · 2m Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story
- 37 Fondue's Flashback Nov 1, 2016 · 2m While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his…
- 38 Invoices Nov 1, 2016 · 2m The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about…
- 39 Live at SXSW 2017 Mar 13, 2017 · 25m
- 40 HarmonQuest Panel from NY Comic Con Nov 17, 2017 · 25m Hosted by Travis McElroy
- 41 Behind The Scenes At Starburns Castle Nov 28, 2017 · 25m
- 42 Gillian’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.
- 43 Mallory, You Do Love Fashion Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.
- 44 High in Protein Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.
- 45 The B-Bad Boys Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.
- 46 Beur’s Rage Issues Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.
- 47 Rory’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.
- 48 Let’s Quest Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.
- 49 Rory jumps the gun Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.
- 50 Where’s the Cauldron? Dec 1, 2017 · 2m The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.
- 51 A Witch’s Reckoning Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.
- 52 Boneweevil’s Absence Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.
- 53 Beauflecks Sings Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.
- 54 The Friendship Bracelet Dec 1, 2017 · 4m The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.
- 55 Broken Bracelet Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.
- 56 A Strong Finish Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.
- 57 Paul’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.
- 58 Bonebreak Village Dec 5, 2017 · 1m The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.
- 59 Expanded Handshake Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.
- 60 Scents O’Dyne’s Secret Dec 1, 2017 · 3m Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.
- 61 Mortal Hands Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.
- 62 Patton’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.
- 63 The Tell-Tale Tea Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.
- 64 Tea Party Paranoia Dec 1, 2017 · 2m The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.
- 65 Tea Party Trustfall Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.
- 66 Expanded Demon Fight Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.
- 67 Harmonquest Post Show Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.
- 68 Janet’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 3m Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.
- 69 Fondue’s Friendship Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.
- 70 Expanded Manifest Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.
- 71 Gremlin Generator Dec 1, 2017 · 3m Fondue creates a Gremlin.
- 72 Saving Sedona Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.
- 73 Jason’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.
- 74 Expanded City Guards Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.
- 75 My Name’s Gribble Grabble Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.
- 76 Not that Kind of Minor Magic Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.
- 77 Not Cool, Man Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.
- 78 Elizabeth’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.
- 79 Expanded Treasure Cart Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang tries to find cool treasure.
- 80 That’s a MONOLITH Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.
- 81 Expanded Obelisk Dec 1, 2017 · 1m The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.
- 82 Fiddling While Rome Burns Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.
- 83 I Don’t Mean to Burst Your Bubble Dec 1, 2017 · 3m The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.
- 84 A Non-Euclidean Room Dec 1, 2017 · 4m The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.
- 85 Mirror, Mirror Dec 1, 2017 · 1m Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.
- 86 Expanded Sexuality Dec 1, 2017 · 3m Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.
- 87 Kumail’s Pathfinder Crash Course Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.
- 88 Eddie’s Robot Dec 1, 2017 · 2m Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.
- 89 Expanded Boss Fight Dec 1, 2017 · 2m The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.
- 90 Clunky Castle Combat Dec 1, 2017 · 4m The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.
- 91 A Most Violent Voltron Dec 1, 2017 · 2m The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.