Episode guide
Green Acres: Season 3
30 episodes · first aired Sep 6, 1967
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- 1 The Man For the Job Sep 6, 1967 The committee to select a new state senator considers Oliver Douglas for the job.
- 2 Lisa's Jam Session Sep 13, 1967 Oliver decides it would be a great idea for Lisa to make her own jam preserves.
- 3 Love Comes to Arnold Ziffel Sep 20, 1967 An unlikely but hilarious love affair between Arnold the pig and Cynthia the basset hound captivates the residents of Hooterville.
- 4 Oliver vs. the Phone Company Sep 27, 1967 Oliver starts a feud with the Hooterville Phone Company and launches a campaign to recall its management.
- 5 Oliver Takes Over the Phone Company Oct 4, 1967 Mr. Trendell turns over the keys of the Hooterville Phone Company to Oliver Douglas.
- 6 A Kind Word For the President Oct 11, 1967 Oliver sets out to accomplish to changes at the Hooterville Phone Company, now that he's president.
- 7 Don't Count Your Tomatoes Before They're Picked Oct 18, 1967 Oliver sets out to harvest his tomato crops.
- 8 Eb Elopes Oct 25, 1967 Oliver and Lisa wake up one morning to find that their handyman has eloped.
- 9 The Thing Nov 1, 1967 Oliver stops paying storage rates for an item that neither he nor Lisa can remember owning, and the unknown item is shipped to the farm.
- 10 Das Lumpen Nov 8, 1967 Lisa tells another war story - this one details how she saved Oliver from the Nazis during World War II and how their romance began.
- 11 Won't You Come Home, Arnold Ziffel? Nov 15, 1967 The residents of Hooterville are in an uproar when Arnold Ziffel the pig is missing.
- 12 Jealousy, English Style Nov 22, 1967 Oliver informs Lisa that he plans to attend a farm symposium without her.
- 13 Haney's New Image Nov 29, 1967 When Mr. Haney finds out first that the Douglas farm is the possible site for an interchange for a proposed new highway, he offers to buy back the farm.
- 14 Alf and Ralph Break Up Dec 13, 1967 Ralph, the lady carpenter, runs away from home and stays with the Douglases after having a fight with her brother, Alf.
- 15 No Trespassing Dec 20, 1967 Oliver shows symptoms of overwork, so Lisa talks him into going on a picnic.
- 16 Eb Returns Dec 27, 1967 The Douglas' handyman returns home from his honeymoon and reveals that he did not get married.
- 17 Not Guilty Jan 3, 1968 Eb is accused of taking $300 from Sam Drucker's safe when he shows up with a new car, which just happens to cost $300.
- 18 Home is Where You Run Away From Jan 10, 1968 A mysterious young boy shows up at the Douglas farm and claims to be from another world.
- 19 How to Suceed in Television Without Really Trying Jan 24, 1968 Lisa invests $28 in a 10-year-old's "Electric Company;" to show his gratitude, the young wizard "electronificates" the Douglases' farm.
- 20 Arnold, Boy Hero Jan 31, 1968 Lisa and Oliver are taken hostage by two bank robbers who hide out in their farmhouse.
- 21 Flight to Nowhere Feb 7, 1968 As part of an agricultural exchange program, Oliver and other Hooterville farmers are offered a chance to join a chartered government flight to Europe.
- 22 My Mother, the Countess Feb 14, 1968 Lisa reveals that her mother, the Countess, is going to pay a visit to Green Acres.
- 23 The Spring Festival Feb 21, 1968 Spring fever sets in at Green Acres when Lisa sets out to produce a Spring festival celebration.
- 24 Our Son, the Barber Feb 28, 1968 · 30m Eb decides on a career as a barber and talks Oliver into putting him through a do-it-yourself mail-order barber college.
- 25 Oliver's Jaded Past Mar 6, 1968 · 30m Lisa reminds Oliver that he promised her a New York vacation if she stayed with him on the farm for two years.
- 26 The Hungarian Curse Mar 13, 1968 · 30m A fellow Hungarian, Lazlo Broslav, visits Lisa and becomes an unwanted house guest. It is revealed that Lazlo once saved the life of Lisa's uncle, and now her family must repay the debt.
- 27 The Rutabaga Story Mar 20, 1968 · 30m Oliver decides that all Hooterville farmers should plant rutabagas as their primary cash crop, and initiates a publicity campaign to make America more "rutabaga conscious."
- 28 Instant Family Mar 27, 1968 When an expectant mother goes into labor, Oliver takes her to the hospital, and Lisa takes her seven other children to live with the Douglases until she recovers.
- 29 A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 1) Apr 3, 1968 · 30m Arnold the pig appears in a play at the Hooterville Theater. Lisa arranges for an old friend to give him a chance in show business.
- 30 A Star Named Arnold is Born (Part 2) Apr 10, 1968 · 30m Oliver and Lisa chaperone Arnold's trip to Hollywood, where he lands a starring role in a motion picture.