Episode guide
Clarkson's Farm: Season 5
8 episodes · first aired Jun 3, 2026
Amidst a government budget that sends the UK farming community into uproar, Jeremy decides some big changes are needed to make the farm run more smoothly. But while the farm tries to go high-tech – resulting in Kaleb's first ever trip abroad – even bigger developments are heading for Diddly Squat that are going to prove much more of a challenge.
- 1 Operating Jun 3, 2026 · 49m A health scare sees Jeremy looking for ways to make life at Diddly Squat less stressful. A new breed of sheep might help, but his new pub might not.
- 2 Storming Jun 3, 2026 · 51m Jeremy hatches a plan for the pub's first festive season, kicking off in style when the Farmer's Dog hosts a gig by one of Ireland's biggest bands. Elsewhere, farmers from across the UK…
- 3 Tripping Jun 3, 2026 · 43m It's the new year and Jeremy decides Diddly Squat needs a bold new direction. Diving headlong into the world of high-tech farming, he takes Kaleb on his first ever trip abroad to find out…
- 4 Updating Jun 3, 2026 · 54m Autonomous farming arrives at Diddly Squat. Which is just as well, because there are problems at the pub, and with the pigs.
- 5 Decapitating Jun 10, 2026 · 49m Diddly Squat 2.0 continues to take shape with a new farm office and the arrival of a droid. The snails, meanwhile, have been getting along famously, and the cows are due to give birth any…
- 6 Frazzling Jun 10, 2026 · 55m Diddly Squat is basking in a sunny spell. There're baby animals aplenty, the high-tech crops are coming along nicely and there's a big night at the pub to look forward to. The only…
- 7 Sickening Jun 17, 2026 · 51m Jeremy busies himself with a project close to his heart, inviting over a local birdlife expert to offer advice on how Diddly Squat can be more friendly to its winged residents. And while…
- 8 Reaping Jun 17, 2026 · 1h 11m With the farm still reeling from its shock TB diagnosis, there's no time to dwell as the harvest arrives. This year's will be like no other, and only once the results are in can the Diddly…