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Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

2008 · PG-13 · 1h 40m

Directed by Steve Miner

6.2

TMDB audience score
296 votes, out of 10

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Synopsis

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

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Cast

  • Jessica Simpson
    Private Megan Valentine

  • Vivica A. Fox
    Sergeant Louisa Morely

  • Steve Guttenberg
    Sidney Green

  • Aimee Garcia
    Private Vicky Castillo

  • Olesya Rulin
    Private Petrovich

  • Keiko Agena
    Private Hailey Hamamori

  • Jill Marie Jones
    Private Connie Johnson

  • Ryan Sypek
    Sergeant Mills Evans

  • Cheri Oteri
    Private Jeter

  • Gary Grubbs
    Captain Greer

  • Bryce Johnson
    Derek O'Grady

  • Floriana Tullio
    Camille

  • Katie Chonacas
    Amber

  • Andy Milonakis
    Joe Kidd

  • Jennifer Finley
    Dolores

  • Katherine Owens
    Stylist

  • Kurt Fuller
    Cousin Barry

  • James Harlon Palmer
    Junior Agent (uncredited)