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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Everything is under control.

2025 · R · 1h 53m

Directed by Mary Bronstein

6.3

TMDB audience score
453 votes, out of 10

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Synopsis

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Cast

  • Rose Byrne
    Linda

  • Conan O'Brien
    Therapist

  • A$AP Rocky
    James

  • Danielle Macdonald
    Caroline

  • Delaney Quinn
    Child

  • Mary Bronstein
    Dr. Spring

  • Ivy Wolk
    Diana

  • Mark Stolzenberg
    Parking Attendant

  • Manu Narayan
    Landlord

  • Christian Slater
    Father

  • Eva Kornet
    Breathworker

  • Ella Beatty
    Kate

  • Helen Hong
    Eva

  • Daniel Zolghadri
    Stephen

  • Josh Pais
    Brad

  • Ronald Bronstein
    Caroline's Husband (voice)

  • Lark White
    Vanessa

  • Laurence Blum
    Police Officer